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08-28-2010, 09:59 AM
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
والله ماقصدت من هذه المشاركة التفاخر بالانجليزية ولكن ارتئيت انني لو ترجمتها للعربية لفقدت مالمست فيها من بريق الطرح الادبي خاصة في رد رئيس أحدى الشركات الرائع على رسالة الفتاة
فمن راى في هذه المشاركة منفعة او فائدة فليقرأها ومن رأها مضيعة للوقت والجهد وطرح لا يروق لذائقته فلا باس فليتجاهلها ولا ضير من ذلك.
القصة حقيقية تحوم حول فتاة ارسلت رسالة لرؤساء شركات عملاقة مجتمعين في مؤتمر تقني دولي وفي هذه الرسالة الفتاة تطلب الزواج من احدهم وتعرض جمالها مقابل جاه ومال رئيس اي شركة يقبل لها وكان رد رئيس احدى الشركات لها لطيفا ورائعا وفي محله.....اتمنى ان اسمع رايكم فيما دار بين الاثنين.......وعنوان القصة الجمال في مقارعة المال.
ولكم القصة
A young and pretty lady posted this letter on a popular forum
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here? I'm twenty five years this year
I'm very pretty, have style and good taste and I wish to marry a guy with half a million dollars annual salary or above
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of one million dollars is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high
Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of half a million dollars annual salary
Are you all married
I wanted to ask
What should I do to marry rich persons like you
Among those I've dated, the richest is one quarter of a million dollars annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, one quarter of a million dollars annual income is not enough
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions
Where do most rich bachelors hang out
Please list down the names and addresses of coffee shops, restaurant, and gym that I would meet them in
Which age group should I target
Why most wives of the rich guys are only average-looking
I've met a few girls who do not have looks & are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
How do you decide who can be your wife, & who can only be your girlfriend (My target now is to get married
sent by: Ms. Pretty
Awesome reply from a President and Chief Executive Officer of a major company
Dear Ms. Pretty
I have read your post with great interest
Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours
Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor
My annual income is more than half a million dollars, which meets your requirement
so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you
The answer is very simple, so let me explain
Put the details aside
what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money":
Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square
However, there's a deadly problem here
Your beauty will fade with time
You will get older years after years and your beauty will disappear
But my money will not be gone without any good reason
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year
But you can't be prettier year after year
Hence from the viewpoint of economics
I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset
It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation
If that is your only asset
Your value will be much lower 10 years later
By the terms we use in Wall Street
Every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it will not be a good idea to keep it for long term –
Same goes with the marriage that you wanted
It might be cruel to say this
But in order to make a wiser decision
any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased
Anyone with over half a million dollars annual income is not a fool or stupid to marry you
we would only date you, but will not marry you
I would advise that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy
And by the way
You could make yourself to become a rich person with a million dollars annual income
This has better chance than finding a rich fool
Hope this reply helps.
If you are interested in "leasing" your services, do contact me
signed by
President and Chief Executive Officer
J.P. Morgan
انتهت القصة
والان هل لي ان اسمع رايكم يا اخوان ان كان الموضوع قد شدكم ولفت انتباهكم
والله ماقصدت من هذه المشاركة التفاخر بالانجليزية ولكن ارتئيت انني لو ترجمتها للعربية لفقدت مالمست فيها من بريق الطرح الادبي خاصة في رد رئيس أحدى الشركات الرائع على رسالة الفتاة
فمن راى في هذه المشاركة منفعة او فائدة فليقرأها ومن رأها مضيعة للوقت والجهد وطرح لا يروق لذائقته فلا باس فليتجاهلها ولا ضير من ذلك.
القصة حقيقية تحوم حول فتاة ارسلت رسالة لرؤساء شركات عملاقة مجتمعين في مؤتمر تقني دولي وفي هذه الرسالة الفتاة تطلب الزواج من احدهم وتعرض جمالها مقابل جاه ومال رئيس اي شركة يقبل لها وكان رد رئيس احدى الشركات لها لطيفا ورائعا وفي محله.....اتمنى ان اسمع رايكم فيما دار بين الاثنين.......وعنوان القصة الجمال في مقارعة المال.
ولكم القصة
A young and pretty lady posted this letter on a popular forum
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here? I'm twenty five years this year
I'm very pretty, have style and good taste and I wish to marry a guy with half a million dollars annual salary or above
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of one million dollars is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high
Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of half a million dollars annual salary
Are you all married
I wanted to ask
What should I do to marry rich persons like you
Among those I've dated, the richest is one quarter of a million dollars annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, one quarter of a million dollars annual income is not enough
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions
Where do most rich bachelors hang out
Please list down the names and addresses of coffee shops, restaurant, and gym that I would meet them in
Which age group should I target
Why most wives of the rich guys are only average-looking
I've met a few girls who do not have looks & are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
How do you decide who can be your wife, & who can only be your girlfriend (My target now is to get married
sent by: Ms. Pretty
Awesome reply from a President and Chief Executive Officer of a major company
Dear Ms. Pretty
I have read your post with great interest
Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours
Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor
My annual income is more than half a million dollars, which meets your requirement
so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you
The answer is very simple, so let me explain
Put the details aside
what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money":
Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square
However, there's a deadly problem here
Your beauty will fade with time
You will get older years after years and your beauty will disappear
But my money will not be gone without any good reason
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year
But you can't be prettier year after year
Hence from the viewpoint of economics
I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset
It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation
If that is your only asset
Your value will be much lower 10 years later
By the terms we use in Wall Street
Every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it will not be a good idea to keep it for long term –
Same goes with the marriage that you wanted
It might be cruel to say this
But in order to make a wiser decision
any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased
Anyone with over half a million dollars annual income is not a fool or stupid to marry you
we would only date you, but will not marry you
I would advise that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy
And by the way
You could make yourself to become a rich person with a million dollars annual income
This has better chance than finding a rich fool
Hope this reply helps.
If you are interested in "leasing" your services, do contact me
signed by
President and Chief Executive Officer
J.P. Morgan
انتهت القصة
والان هل لي ان اسمع رايكم يا اخوان ان كان الموضوع قد شدكم ولفت انتباهكم